Laughing for days

trash-king:

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

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dampsandwich:

*takes 15 minute long drag of a cigarette* when i was a kid,

parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

honeybesweet:

i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

gingerbatch-addict:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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weeping-daleks:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

write a book

rriza:

people whose parents pay them for good grades

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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lydiaamartin:

*applies for architecture job*

experience: building houses on the sims since 2001

egberts:

i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies