HAHAHAH. I want to read more of your secrets
fuck, marry, and then kill kanye west
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
Nobody will ever know how much I love them.
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0
doin a group project like
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second