Laughing for days

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

spookysimpson:

nyoom
😂😂😂What

😂😂😂What

ilikeyouandvodka:

Gotta go my rides here

ilikeyouandvodka:

Gotta go my rides here

vanjalen:

CRYING

vanjalen:

CRYING

pinkvelourtracksuit:

survival tips

  • stay hydrated
  • stay cute
  • stay lowkey
  • stay in ur lane
Slide into your DM’s like

Slide into your DM’s like

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

runingly:

omg this is so my brother

runingly:

omg this is so my brother