Laughing for days

uncensoredhijabii:

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

Wtf…

consider-me-lost:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3


Yes, I drink coke. :) <3


Yah i play vidya gaem 2


Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3


Yes, I use paper towels :)<3


Yes, I use lamps :)<3


Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore


What are lamps?!!

consider-me-lost:

lexdragon:

kill-me-or-smthng:

ironmanarlert:

someactorkid:

nerdycouture:

lukethreepwood:

littleradge:

celestialcow:

xcryinglighting:

Yes, I play videogames :)<3

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Yes, I drink coke. :) <3

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Yah i play vidya gaem 2

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Yes, I own a coffee table :)<3

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Yes, I use paper towels :)<3

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Yes, I use lamps :)<3

Yes, I murder my enemies and bathe in their blood :)<3

one is not like the others

yeah man who the fuck uses fucking lamps anymore

What are lamps?!!

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg

phatticuss:

okay scary story time my sister hid this pic of Michael Jackson behind my pillow and when I lifted my pillow I saw this and I screamed so loud I can’t even handle looking at the pic omfg