ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
*takes 15 minute long drag of a cigarette* when i was a kid,
i have two moods fuck you and whats for dinner
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most of north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This is one of the most inspiring posts i’ve ever seen
Elsa got arrested
This is amazing.
let me go
let me go
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself
And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.
write a book
people whose parents pay them for good grades
"white people can’t danc-"
"white people can’t twer-"
*applies for architecture job*
experience: building houses on the sims since 2001
i told my grandma i have a popular blog and she thinks i write professional reviews of food and movies