Laughing for days
one time i put baking soda in my brother's oreos and when my brother ate them he started choking on the dust and he was on the floor crying and never told anyone that it was me because i didn't want him to kill me but HAHAHAHAH i still laugh about it to this day
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colstal:

HAHAHAH. I want to read more of your secrets

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Miranda Sings Connor Franta Kanye West

itsrebeccablack:

fuck, marry, and then kill kanye west

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

Sit back down, I was talking about military time.

kardashjennerdolls1:

champagne-paradise:

letgodbaby:

True love

indeed


Nobody will ever know how much I love them.

kardashjennerdolls1:

champagne-paradise:

letgodbaby:

True love

indeed

Nobody will ever know how much I love them.

bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

skyrover9:

mkaiser323:

It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.

Being a dick even to demons

intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

Me

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second