Laughing for days

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

cloudnoodle:

Tumblr needs a real blocking option.

Something that prevents people from seeing your blog and from following you.

Because right now the ignore function is like sticking your head in the sand while they can still stare at your butt.

upgraders:

upgraders:

that feeling you get when you’re angry

anger

standbyfortitanfall:

lightthefuze:

why do guys look so hot when they drive

cos we’re too stupid to work the air conditioning

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

her: come over
me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
her: my parents aren't home
me: he is ASLEEP

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

internetexplorers:

STOP SCROLLING

quick reminder that i am cool and beautiful 

ok keep scrolling

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging