Laughing for days
boom clap the sound of my ass

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

cachaemicgement:

WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.

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bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

fatherway:

frickgerard:

fatherway:

anyways heres wonderwall

why is ur ukulele so big

i feed it well

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

ninceey:

listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort
ddarkahn:


never forget

ddarkahn:

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never forget

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo


 look at that kangaroo

meatbicyclevevo:

is-earned-not-given:

sultana-bran:

jesselaceypanties:

whose dog is it?

It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo

99% sure that’s not a kangaroo

look at that kangaroo

alltimeboners:

trencherrr:

alltimeboners:

thisworldisfucked:

alltimeboners:

alltimeboners:

i dropped my apple in the toilet

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did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me

basically yes

why is there a cat 

he was helping

queen-of-fallen-angels:

jaxs-the-fallen-angel:

howling-rising-demon:

princess-dickhead:

delzdesigns:

Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.

The amount of dad jokes…

"I’m hungry"
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."

What have you done

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NO

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