Laughing for days

squinchyfry:

ossricchau:

this kid in my drama class said “i relate to loki on a personal level because we’re both adopted and yearn for world domination”

oh

gothsportscore:

i don’t want to be a part of a college system where plagiarism is a worse crime than rape

IM CRYING

IM CRYING

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I JUST SCREAMED IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS

giannigaga:

volanus:

starpulses:

a legendary pop music anthem that your faves could never touch

She was there for me when no one else was

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

heyoitsmya:

me playing sports

problemspoof:

tonessawicki:

why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???

So what you’re saying is that you’re not going to help defend China from the Huns…?

god:

youngvlcanoes:

god ur annoying

excuse me?

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

eggrolli:

standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled awayalmost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID
I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter


oh nonooo no no no

eggrolli:

standingaloneonsolidground:

amporabutt:

phantasmaldexterity:

i almost scrolled away
almost

I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID

I WAS WRONG

I laughed so hard, full minute laughter

oh no
nooo no no no

a-mended-mind:

Effectively Dealing with anon hate and them getting mad about it

I heard this in their voices