even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian
WAIT, I NEED TO FIX THIS.
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
listen to people when they are mad, it’s the only time you will hear the truth
whose dog is it?It’s not a dog it’s a kangaroo
99% sure that’s not a kangaroo
look at that kangaroo
i dropped my apple in the toilet
did you decide oh im going to the bathroom better bring an apple with me
why is there a cat
he was helping
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done